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lucatiel: widowmetra dynamics are probably like widow would just come in like “satya you would not believe what i saw today” because she uses her sniper to scope out that gossip and symm would be like: “tell me”

Lolol Lowkey ironic how I’m the one always doing holds and holding my pee for admittedly unhealthy amonts of time daily…Yet my mom, that pees all the time, comes into my room and miserably tells me she has a UTI LMAO sorry mom!

slerpin-longboys:weird & slightly rushed attempt at illustrating the Affection Stuffing concept , would be better as an animated sequence but i cant do that lmao

silly-jellyghoty:sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:50rats:sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 ratsALTOMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS,

worldheritagepostorganization:sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:50rats:sexygaywizard:sexygaywizard:Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 ratsALTOMG LMAO I WOULD

fullbladderbitch: but for real tho i’m such a nasty like i’ll see a commercial for simply lemonade and just think to myself, “hmmm…this would be fun to watch while i’m desperate to pee.”what the fuck is wrong me who thinks that

shigerussato:i remember ppl telling me they’d totally see gary being the type to show off ash on his social media and just be so proud of his bf being his bf lmao, and i couldn’t agree more. gary would be that type of guy if we’re being real. ❤️

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS ship with: aobarb, mizooks, korean bbq, nooz, and akushiba inu.(⊙ω⊙) friendship them with: /shrugs. i feel like he &mizuki would be best buds. general

nebulousnoiz replied to your post: hipstermink asked:ok but what abo…i want this to happen in yandere clears fuck dungeon. without limb hacking. but still super yandere and overfucking aoba till he cant think and begs for cockokay but pls consider

if anyone could rec me some fics with omo that would be gr8……………

i wonder how many people still follow me expecting dmm/d and how many followed me for hq bc lmao SURPRISE BITCH bet u thought u’ve seen the last of me i’m in ow hell

everydayfixxx: highasmyconfidence: everydayfixxx: rellemonroe: somebodygrandma: 😛 I got loans bruh I would kiss that bitch in the mouth and look her in her eyes while I fuck her for 5 million dollars. Do i have to cum? Lmao! I’ll break

thatfineassaliengirl: gregwuzhere: thatfineassaliengirl: thatfineassaliengirl: Science tumblr how fucked would we be in the moon moved 100,000 miles closer? I want a better view Make that 500,000 miles. I want a big moon. We’re only ~235,000 miles

milfa-224: pettypia: barelyfittingin: pettypia: Yea I’m doing this I wouldn’t even want to fuck my girl lmao this shit would just be mad funny to me because it’s unexpected so now I gotta take a picture so we can laugh about this shit That’s

babydollchelly: I was asked if the bartender got to touch me while I was naked at the bar… so I guess that would be a yes… LMAO

xlosthope: r-o-n: Poor thing lmao omg that would be me

You're now legally obligated to fight me IRL

missbassweight: temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen

nawyougood: the thing thats surprising to me still is that they truly dont care. back in the day the footage would be lost or there would be no witnesses or somebody would be framed….but now? lmao they will murder you, have a bunch of evidence showing

That would be me. Lmao

quasahi: quasahi: There are two types of people @anaesthesised that would be me lmao

thekidtheylove: dmc-dmc: strivingking22: That shit used to blow me bruh lmao 😂😂 LMFAO I swear we all been through this. Teacher would be HEEEAATED. MAN

okay but i’m probably going to be talking about vulnicura until forever lmao. i would have been so much worse if i were into björk as much when she released vespertine in 2001 but sadly i was only 5 years old lmao. but yeah, this is so iconic and I’m

stappls: dapperyoungbrother: stonecoldwarrior: penchant88: capacity: I was the judge LMAO that would be me as a judge. ^^^ “What do you mean? Racism is dead” 😂😂😂 im DEAD

nikkidesirae: classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it savanita I tried

homeotherm:i just want to live in animal crossing, you know, catching bugs, being kind, making adorable friends, traveling, camping, picking fruits and fishing… i’m all about that

polvoramojada: icedsummah: roseegod: soy-salaaazar: xoxoclauuu: palabritaa: me as a mom…😂 That’s gonna be me 😂😂 😂😂😂😂💀💀 Lmfaoooooooooo me me me me me Lmao @ my future kids I feel like his mom would be my best

o-c-e-a-n-i-c: exoti-c: There aren’t enough hippos on tumblr. This is legit the second photo I’ve seen of a hippo on tumblr. well look at a photo of me and that would be your third. LMAO.

floozys: floozys: floozys: floozys: SHE’S TAKING CREDIT FOR A QUOTE I MADE FOUR YEARS AGO LMAO if everyone could DM badasscrossstitch w/ this and ask her why she isn’t crediting me that would be amazing OMSJJSJSJSJSJSJKS LMAO TELL ME THIS

bluntsxrosess: That deadass would be me lmao

yoursissyfaggotslut: betacuckboi: woodurthr: sluttyblondie4bbc: pinkgalaxyninja: vaporwavesimulator: lol: loves orcs lots lmao: love me an orc ZDADDY loves fucking his slutty blondie with that big black cock 👱‍♀️ Would you rather be

@scaryskeletman said: Maybe they just don’t want to be known as the person who wants a Mituna bodypillow? while not mentioning who commissioned something is a doable thing it’s kind of hard to work for somebody who stays on anon lmao and I’m

also thisif Jake apologies to Jane for this I sWEARnone of what he did would justify this, she’s the one who should be apologizingalso since she did mean what she did to some extent and she admitted it herself

miraclesofgamzee: Yo, I made SUStuck Sollux. It kinda sucks, but I still hope you enjoy! I SEE THE BEE PUN (it would be Beryl pfft)!! that looks cool thank you! <3

ihamtmus: corn-free-awesomesauce: The best part of ‘me, an intellectual’ is that the grammatically correct pronoun would be ‘I’. you: me, an intellectual me, an intellectual: I, an intellectual

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